Obama Chooses Alexrod, Beyonce et al for White House Posts

Now that I have helped Obama pick his cabinet, I would like to help him with other problems he is going to face in his First Hundred Days. He needs the right press secretary and there are a lot of gay guys or guys on the down low vying for that job: Chris Matthews, Keith Olbermann, [...]

Obama Cabinet Picks

Now that the Obama presidency is all but inevitable, he needs to get a head start picking his cabinet. I am not speculating on the Vice Presidential position yet, but Bill Richardson, I would not hold my breath. It won’t be Hillary Clinton.
Here are my bets for the cabinet:
Secretary of State: Fareed Zakaria (Madeleine Albright [...]

Real Men Don’t Vote Obama

Real men like hunting. They like their women religious. They don’t whine about stuff. They might be a little xenophobic but they don’t really know what that means. But they in fact get along OK with anyone who will drink beer, which includes whites, blacks, Mexicans, Haitians, and Poles, not to mention Germans and Irish [...]